Sunday, February 26, 2012

Crash and Burn

I have put off starting this blog more times than I can count. I wanted to offer up easy-to-follow, creative, healthy and seasonal recipes and general kitchen insight in a real way. That was my hang-up— real, for me meant well, slightly off-kilter. Clutziness and I have been synonymous since at age five, I went on a butterfly-catching adventure with a glass jar, and ended up with a face puffed-out in the shape of a football and a pair of bloodied, bandaged feet. Instead of going for the harmless butterfly, I set my sights on the much more tactical catch of a bee. What ensued was a bee chase in which I was the victim; as the bee stuck its pokey ass into my eyelid, the glass jar shattered on the driveway, and hundreds of tiny glass shards found cover in my cushy feet. Not to mention that this is the way I found out I was allergic to bees, but that’s another story.


Cluster is one way to describe it. Much to my mother’s dismay, in high school ‘cluster f@$k’ was my go to adjective for describing my daily pursuits. Other people call it clutziness. In fact, in my adult life I have taken to introducing myself with a form of a warning label. When I first met my boyfriend the conversation went something like this: “Hi. My name is Cassidy. There’s something you need to know about me: I am a clutz. Please give me your phone number, but don’t expect to hear from me, because I will probably loose or break my phone before I have a chance to call you. Don’t take it personally though… I really do want to hang out.”


Anyways, as you can imagine a life of absent-minded bumps and falls, lost keys and phones, spilled dark liquids and forgotten appointments would not seem to lend itself to success in the kitchen. Yet, when my parents finally let me near an open flame without supervision, it was amazing how put together I could be. I was astonished at how much I had picked up just from observing others (always from a safe distance, of course.) Frying an egg, over-easy somehow brought out a calm in me. I stopped moving a million miles an hour and watched the white bubble in the oiled pan, flipping the egg just as the yolk settled. Many times before I had watched my parents season an egg— adding salt, pepper and a pinch of tarragon. I grabbed the spices, and felt comfort in knowing just how much to sprinkle on.


And let me tell you, sometimes there is nothing better than eating a perfect over-easy egg. Golden yolk pouring out from the salty, seasoned white, sopped up in crusty toast. It makes me salivate thinking of it now.


And if I could make simple— yet more than good— food on my own, well that only served to fuel my culinary exploration.


I was about fifteen when I realized the magic calm cooking produced in me. This is not to say that I was without mishaps in the kitchen. Quite the contrary. For one, I am not a clean cook. I have improved quite a bit over the years, but often after a slightly more elaborate weekend dinner, there are comments about ‘tornadoes’ and ‘atomic bombs’ from the present peanut gallery. Yet, I have somehow come out of years of kitchens— both at home and professionally— relatively unscathed. While I cannot say the same for my everyday life, I have never received a truly heinous knife wound or burn while preparing a meal. And more than anything, cooking makes me smile.


So here it is: my version of real. I promise to be honest, both about the food I cook, and the mishaps in my life that led me to each meal. I encourage you to laugh, enjoy, and maybe pat yourself on the back because there is someone out there that is less put together then you. They call me ‘Crash-ity,' and I cook to cope. 



How to fry a perfect egg

You’ll Need:
- 8’’ skillet
- 1 - 1 ½ tsp. olive oil
- One large, preferably free-range or farm-raised, egg
- Course sea salt
- Fresh cracked pepper
- 1/8 tsp. dried tarragon









1.In a heavy bottomed skillet, heat olive oil 
over medium heat. (My favorite pan for this, 
or for any frying really, is a cast iron. If you 
don’t have such a pan, use a stainless steel 
skillet, preferably not the non-stick kind.) 














    2.)  At about 2 minutes, when oil becomes 
      viscous (this  is called the ‘smoke point’), tap 
      egg on side of skillet to crack, and break into 
      the middle of pan, close to surface of skillet so 
      not to break the yolk. The white in the egg 
      should immediately start to turn from clear to 
      white. (If not, your pan was not hot enough 
      when you added the egg.)










3.As the egg sizzles away, sprinkle with a 
pinch or course sea salt and about two to four 
cracks of fresh pepper (depending on grinder). 
Add half of the tarragon. (I like using course 
spices here, because the flavor will really pop on 
the undressed egg. Just remember, with a really 
good sea salt— I like Real Salt from Utah— 
a little goes a long way.)











    4.When the whites of the egg appear to be 
      firmed up, at about 1 ½ minutes, flip using a long-handled spatula. (I like to use a stainless 
      steel spatula here.) Taking care not to break 
      the yolk, scoop under entire egg, and flip gently 
      in a rainbow motion, staying close to the pan 
      surface. 












5.Let egg fry for another 30 seconds. Add
remaining tarragon, salt and pepper to 
taste. Scoop from pan and serve immediately 
with a piece of buttered multigrain toast.
















    6.Be amazed at how great an egg can taste!



Note: This recipe is for an over-easy egg. While I personally feel this is the superior way to enjoy the flavor of the humble egg, if you prefer a firmer finished product: allow egg to cook until yolk becomes firm (2-3 minutes), then flip and fry for another minute.